dancingstella: (HP - Suffer And Like It)
2008-01-19 06:40 am

I would cry but then my tears would freeze up

Dear Ancestors,

I know that Minnesota probably reminded you of Finland and Norway, but that didn't mean you had to settle here.

It was a New World then, you could have explored and found a way to live on land that was different from the old.

California would have been splendid. I could live with earthquakes and floods.

Freezing her tooshie off, thanks,
mirsiri

I know that Minnesota has had mild winters lately, and this is Mother Nature's way of saying, "You thought I forgot about you lot, [insert evil doer laugh here]!", but nobody should have to deal with -15 degree weather, plus whatever the frakk the wind chill is.

Buuuuuuuuurrr.
dancingstella: (No Fucking With Yoda)
2008-01-10 05:14 pm
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PSAs: customers, retail clerks, and drivers

Sometimes I just want to give one good smack to people's faces. Is that so wrong?

PSA #1 - fellow customers )

PSA #2 - fellow retail clerks )

PSA #3 - fellow drivers )

Gah, I'm going to shake off this negative bullshit by having dinner and playing some Canasta with my dad and stepmom. :)
dancingstella: (Lorelai WTF?)
2006-12-05 07:59 pm

Memo to Aerie girls

    Dear Aerie girls,
    Please to be STFU already.

    You lot are not clever or funny or cute, you're just plain annoying. 0mfg.

    Not amused,
    mirsiri


In TV news: GG is teh suck and I had no clue that SN was ALL NEW this week. The hell? Yay!

ETA: 0mg, I haven't had one of these since I was about 12. Hahaha. Yum.
dancingstella: (Ewan on crack/coffee)
2006-10-03 10:28 pm

Tuesday Shows (a.k.a VM!!!!!!!!!!!)

House and Standoff won't be back on until the 31st because of the Baseball playoffs. YAY! Only YAY, because that means I only have three shows to watch for a few weeks. :P

Gilmore Girls:
I'm still liking Rory, and I SO FREAKING KNEW IT...about two things! There are probably going to be spoilers )

Veronica Mars:
SEASON THREE PREMIERE SQUEE W/POSSIBLE SPOILERS!!! )

Nip/Tuck:
Rosie O'Donnell is in this...um, she annoys me. A lot. )

To The CW:
I understand that you're the bastard child of The WB and UPN, but it doesn't mean you should follow in your parent's footsteps of being stupid with your advertising. The whole AE/Aerie breaks where the girls, in their AE *aerie" lounge clothes, trying to talk like intellectual women about the GG and VM relationships reeked-REEKED-of The WB. Just because most of your shows are teen-centric doesn't mean you have to cater your whole damn network towards the teens. Haven't you been doing quite shitty since you're parents threw you out and into our living rooms? What worked for The WB (you're mom?) isn't going to necessarily work for you.

A good night (VM!!!!!!). I have to get up at 6am tomorrow so I'm heading to bed.

I completely abuse the use of bullet points. *is ashamed*
dancingstella: (Hayden Muahahahahaha)
2006-08-29 06:07 pm
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Hahaha, leaf blowers are evil

Dear Leaf Blower Dude,

Thanks for giving me a heart attack.

No love,
mirsiri

Man, that was hilariously freaky. I heard this loud vacuum WHOOSH sound and before I knew it, dust and newly mowed grass was blown into my open window (not even open that far).

Fun stuff. I just need my heart to get out of my throat now. Hee.

You know, these caps help so much!!! Is it the 5th yet?!?